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Well, we’re only a week away from Election Day, and one way or another, someone is going to win this thing. It’s not going to end in a draw, like in soccer or the hottest abs in Cancun’s contest that was supposed to be won last year. Right now the polls are very thin, at least according to the lying spineless weeds in the media. Because if you compare polls to common sense, you’d think we’re in two different worlds. On the one hand there is a festive atmosphere, and on the other – pure white bat – madness. How can you break a tie if one side is acting so desperately? I mean, we’re having fun and then they throw a fit and call you Hitler.
The Wall Street Journal reported that “America is having a panic attack over the election.” of course. But is it really two-sided? It seems that polarization only increases every four years. Ah, I remember the good old days when Randi Weingarten and I played men’s doubles. No more. There’s too much hatred. So what are you going to do when it’s over? How do you recover from someone who called you a Nazi? It’s going to be really awkward at your nephew’s bar mitzvah. So let’s say you supported Trump and he won. How would you react? You’ll probably smile a little. He’s probably going to send a truckload of pigs that are safe to eat to the cast of “The View.”
Maybe we’ll do an end zone dance. But if Trump wins, some people will be extremely annoyed. Hell, they’re already checked out. And given recent history, there’s a good chance they’ll riot if Trump wins. That’s why I already have my grandparents boarded. Remember Washington, D.C. in 2017, when President Trump took office in 2017 and the next four years were nothing but a long, nervous breakdown for the left? Just ask Tim Walz of Human Tampons. To him, burning down his city was considered freedom of speech. His wife loves the scent, but that doesn’t really matter to his body spray. And we’ve already seen how Liv acts when she thinks Trump might win.
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Screaming at a literal baby is not something you do when you’re sure of victory. Well, unless you can beat the paternity test. But we see the same hysteria on TV every day. Right, Whoopi?
Whoopi Goldberg: What we heard at that rally should be enough to sway people, because he’s talking about you. He’s talking about you and us. He’s not going to say, oh, you’re with a white guy. I’m going to keep you from deportation… No, he’s going to deport you and put white people with someone else, that guy is there.
That’s not weird at all. Seriously, someone spiked her bag of oats? Things get even worse when Morning Joe and The View collide, like a 20-foot septic truck crashing into a gated toilet.
MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski: No one gets a pass to destroy America. Yeah. Puerto Rican American. No one gets a pass. degrade people. No one gets a pass. It is against the enemy to use the military to threaten the enemy. No one will be allowed to incite rebellion. No one can pass for saying that they admire Hitler and want a general like him. No one should be allowed to disrespect our veterans or say those who died serving our country are vile and losers. Except for Donald Trump, a convicted felon.
She needs a pass to the psych ward. These people aren’t feeling well. And if they can’t handle themselves now, imagine a week from now. It’s a little sad that all we can do is hope that this liberal frenzy isn’t as bad. But what about the other side of that coin? What if Kamala wins? Well, we don’t need to worry about lib that much. January 6th was a one-off. It’s different from the endless turmoil of the Trump-era Democratic Party. By the way, Kudrow’s tip to invest in plywood really paid off.
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Of course, there will be a lot of complaining, and that’s what I said. But the panic has less to do with pro-Trumpers and everything to do with the other side. If Trump loses, God forbid, you, the viewers, may be sad, you may take it hard, but you will always bounce back because your life is a priority. Don’t forget that. For you, family, friends, God, work, and politics are downstream. But for Democrats, politics is above everything else. That’s why Democrats say they don’t even date people from other parties. That’s fine. Most Republican men don’t like women with penises. largely.
For Democrats, politics has contaminated every part of life. And if you believe that power underlines every action (which is the ideology of the left), even friendship becomes transactional. The real world becomes smaller because we overlook people who are not similar to us. They learn nothing but hate. But you handle politics differently. You treat it like a junk box that you take out of the closet every few years, keep it away from children and public gatherings, and never take it to work.
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January 6th aside, Republicans know how to have a good time. Vibrant rallies, hilarious memes, and unrelenting free speech. Heck, they even changed Joe’s name to Brandon. It’s the worst. Well, it sucks for him. He was already having a hard time remembering his real name. Either way, whoever wins will decide the outcome. Presidents are not the kings of America, and we are not their subjects. Lose or win, the message is loud and very clear.
Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris. (Photo illustration) (FOX News)
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The media, bureaucrats, corrupt institutions, and elites have come to realize that we have their numbers. And I hope that number is bigger than their number next week. But even if you don’t, it’s okay because you’re just warming up.
Greg Gutfeld currently hosts Gutfeld! (weekdays, 11pm-12am/ET) and co-host of cable news’s highest-rated show, The Five (weekdays, 5pm-6pm/ET).
